yeah what are, some good lines to ruff up a batsmen, maybe turn him of his game.

WE WANT SIXER !!!!!!!!!!!

Your mum wears army boots.

ummm basically wen u do say something and then he owns the bowler with a 6 then u look like a dickhead..so yeaa :) cricket=shit game anyways.

How is your wife and my kids?

Edit. A similar question was asked and that was one of the responses. Whoever it was, thanks! As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

try to be as sarcastic as possible. lyke try to frustrate him.. when he missesa shot give him a clap or a compliment...

when u bowl ust tell him to relax and tht he has nothing to scare why r u getting pale relax mann its just a game,,,, that would make him nervous..best technique to get the good batsmen out!!!

if the batsman was ashish bhatia(MBTM- !!oz!!),
l would say to him,'' your wife has been down the rice paddocks with rat catchers getting her fill of protein''

u r next

U R DA ONE

SIXER!!

Fresh meat boys, let is chuck him on the barbie & see how well he burns (to a new batsmen before facing his first ball)

Now selling on EBAY, one bat, never used (to a batsmen who misses the ball)

I've seen better batters in a fish shop

I've seen better blocks in a lego set

This guy obviously does not have his license yet because he can not drive

I've seen better strokes in a hostipal

How is ur wife & my kids
RESPONSE: wife is fine, kids r retarded


Come on boys, let is break his crayons (the stumps)

Hey mate, why do not u go out so we can all go grab a beer!

This guy does not have a clue (after missing a shot)

Hey mate, u can only get runs when u hit the ball (to a batsmen not playing shots or missing the ball)

Hey mate r u blind, the ball landed right there, look there *pointing to pitch* (to a batsmen who misses the ball)

Mate u could not get a bowl in a restaurant (to a bowler)

No quick singles here boys (to a batsmen who is fat)

My grandmother has better strokes than that

Hey mate, my mother could bat better than you, how bout u come round my place later & u can have some lessons

Sledging is what you need to use, see this article for some of the best sledging in the history of cricket:

http://cricketinginfo.com/278/the-art-of-sledging/